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Momma's Whoop Ass Adult Unisex Tee

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Estimated Delivery: 11/16-11/18

Every household has one on the shelf. Shelf-stable, all natural, and ready to deploy at a moment's notice. The can has a peach on it for legal reasons.

The Details:

A vintage canned food label parody for mom's old-fashioned discipline.

The Fit & Fabric:

  • Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Soft, smooth, and lightweight (4.2 oz).
  • Heather Colors: 52/48 Airlume cotton/poly blend. Ultra-soft with a vintage texture.
  • Construction: Side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Tear-away label.
  • Fit: Unisex retail fit. Not boxy, not slim. Refer to the size chart.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.

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