They told you it would be fun. They told you it would be rewarding. Nobody told you about the part where you have not slept in three years and your car smells like goldfish crackers. The warning label was there. You just did not read it.
The Details:
A text-only warning not to grow up.
The Fit & Fabric:
Nice Choice! We put that in the cart for you.
I can tell you have great taste.
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