Membership is automatic. Meetings are held behind a locked door, phone in hand, while someone bangs on the other side asking if you are done yet.
The Details:
Blue ink on a yellow tee in a rounded badge/seal design. Arched text at the top reads "TAKE REFUGE IN" followed by "The" in small script, then "BATHROOM" in large bold block lettering, "FREE HIDEOUT WIFI" on the next line with "HIDEOUT" emphasized, and "Club" in flowing script below. Along the bottom curve, quoted text reads "YEP, ALMOST DONE BABE" in uppercase.