Born Free But Now I'm Expensive Adult Unisex Tee

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Estimated Delivery: 04/03-04/05

Liberty has a price tag, and it is roughly the cost of diapers, daycare, and whatever they just threw in the shopping cart. Freedom rang. Then the bill came.

The Details:

Red and blue block text reads "Born Free But Now I'm" arched above a vintage illustration of a little girl in a patriotic outfit (red and white striped socks, blue dress with ruffles, red hair bow with stars) holding a sparkler. Below, large red retro script reads "Expensive." Red and blue stars are scattered throughout. Americana Fourth of July aesthetic with a classic storybook illustration style.

The Fit & Fabric:

  • Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Soft, smooth, and lightweight (4.2 oz).
  • Heather Colors: 52/48 Airlume cotton/poly blend. Ultra-soft with a vintage texture.
  • Construction: Side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Tear-away label.
  • Fit: Unisex retail fit. Not boxy, not slim. Refer to the size chart.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.

 

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