Kids Retro Parody Adult Unisex Tee

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Estimated Delivery: 11/16-11/18

Parenthood is the original thriller. They come from below, they come from behind, and they are always closer than you think. You cannot outswim them. You can only survive.

The Details:

A shark movie poster parody, with kids lurking in the pool and a parent floating on an inner tube, inspired by Jaws.

The Fit & Fabric:

  • Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Soft, smooth, and lightweight (4.2 oz).
  • Heather Colors: 52/48 Airlume cotton/poly blend. Ultra-soft with a vintage texture.
  • Construction: Side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Tear-away label.
  • Fit: Unisex retail fit. Not boxy, not slim. Refer to the size chart.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.