Kids Retro Parody Adult Unisex Tee

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Estimated Delivery: 06/14-06/16

Parenthood is the original thriller. They come from below, they come from behind, and they are always closer than you think. You cannot outswim them. You can only survive.

The Details:

Large red distressed block text reads "KIDS" at the top in a classic movie poster font. Below, a blue underwater scene shows two illustrated children looking up menacingly from below the water's surface, while above, a parent floats peacefully on an inner tube with a laptop. A parody of the iconic Jaws movie poster layout in red and blue on a white background.

The Fit & Fabric:

  • Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Soft, smooth, and lightweight (4.2 oz).
  • Heather Colors: 52/48 Airlume cotton/poly blend. Ultra-soft with a vintage texture.
  • Construction: Side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Tear-away label.
  • Fit: Unisex retail fit. Not boxy, not slim. Refer to the size chart.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.

 

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