Lego Anatomy Adult Unisex Tee

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Estimated Delivery: 06/14-06/16

Every parent has a PhD in stepping on these things at 2 AM. The brick is small. The pain is infinite. Science has yet to explain how something this tiny can produce that much agony.

The Details:

Navy blue ink on a light blue heather background features the header "Anatomy of a Lego Brick:" in an elegant serif font. A technical diagram shows a Lego brick in a circle with labeled callout lines pointing to three parts: "Nipple of Doom" (top studs), "Razor Edge" (side edges), and "Hurty Surface" (bottom). Below, a line-drawn bare foot approaches a Lego brick on the ground. Blueprint-style illustration with a dry, scientific humor aesthetic.

The Fit & Fabric:

  • Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Soft, smooth, and lightweight (4.2 oz).
  • Heather Colors: 52/48 Airlume cotton/poly blend. Ultra-soft with a vintage texture.
  • Construction: Side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Tear-away label.
  • Fit: Unisex retail fit. Not boxy, not slim. Refer to the size chart.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.

 

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