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Coffee First Adult Unisex Tee

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Estimated Delivery: 11/16-11/18

There is a very specific order of operations in this house. Step one is non-negotiable. Step two involves keeping small humans alive. Do not reverse the sequence.

The Details:

A retro cartoon coffee mug mascot throwing peace signs, in a round badge about getting coffee before parenting.

The Fit & Fabric:

  • Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Soft, smooth, and lightweight (4.2 oz).
  • Heather Colors: 52/48 Airlume cotton/poly blend. Ultra-soft with a vintage texture.
  • Construction: Side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Tear-away label.
  • Fit: Unisex retail fit. Not boxy, not slim. Refer to the size chart.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.

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