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Thou Shalt Not Try Me Adult Unisex Tee

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Estimated Delivery: 11/16-11/18

The commandment is clear. The mood is permanent. Whether it is 6 AM before coffee or 8 PM after bedtime negotiations, the message applies around the clock. Mood 24:7.

The Details:

A text-only commandment-style warning with a mock scripture verse.

The Fit & Fabric:

  • Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Soft, smooth, and lightweight (4.2 oz).
  • Heather Colors: 52/48 Airlume cotton/poly blend. Ultra-soft with a vintage texture.
  • Construction: Side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Tear-away label.
  • Fit: Unisex retail fit. Not boxy, not slim. Refer to the size chart.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.

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