The opinions of aunts, grandparents, and the lady at Target are irrelevant. There is exactly one authority figure your kid answers to in December, and he wears a bandana apparently.
The Details:
White gothic-style text reads "Only Santa Can Judge Me" arched in a circular layout around a vintage full-color illustration of a winking Santa Claus face wearing a red bandana instead of a traditional hat. Rosy cheeks, big fluffy white beard, and classic mid-century Santa energy on a black tee.