Lifetime member. Your kid heard a noise, jumped three feet, and has been committed to this club since birth. The enrollment was involuntary.
The Details:
Black vintage design reads "Scaredy" in arched decorative serif text with a startled black cat (arched back, wide eyes, bristled fur) surrounded by lightning bolts and sparkle accents. "Cat Club" appears below in bold serif lettering. "Ahhh! What Was That?" in smaller text underneath, followed by a "Lifetime Member" banner at the bottom. Vintage club badge aesthetic on a natural cream tee.
