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Born To Poop Adult Unisex Tee

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Estimated Delivery: 04/03-04/05

There are callings in life. Vocations. Deep, primal purposes that cannot be denied. This one found its purpose at three days old and has not taken a break since.

The Details:

White distressed block text reads "Born To Poop" arched above a large white skull and crossbones illustration with lightning bolt accents. Below, curved text reads "Forced To Wipe." Punk rock biker aesthetic with a weathered vintage texture on a black tee.

The Fit & Fabric:

  • Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Soft, smooth, and lightweight (4.2 oz).
  • Heather Colors: 52/48 Airlume cotton/poly blend. Ultra-soft with a vintage texture.
  • Construction: Side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Tear-away label.
  • Fit: Unisex retail fit. Not boxy, not slim. Refer to the size chart.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.

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