Eating Junk And Watching Rubbish Adult Unisex Tee

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Estimated Delivery: 04/27-04/29

The itinerary is set. The couch is claimed. The remote is non-negotiable. This is not laziness. This is a lifestyle commitment backed by snack wrappers and zero regrets. Inspired by Home Alone.

The Details:

White ornate serif and decorative text reads "Eating Junk & Watching Rubbish" stacked in four lines with an elegant ampersand. Mixed typography featuring bold block serifs, italic script, and vintage display fonts. Typography-only design with a classic holiday letterpress feel on a red tee.

The Fit & Fabric:

  • Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Soft, smooth, and lightweight (4.2 oz).
  • Heather Colors: 52/48 Airlume cotton/poly blend. Ultra-soft with a vintage texture.
  • Construction: Side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Tear-away label.
  • Fit: Unisex retail fit. Not boxy, not slim. Refer to the size chart.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.

 

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