World champions of the full-body meltdown. The training regimen is intense: grocery store aisles, restaurant booths, the exact center of any sidewalk. The form is impeccable.
The Details:
Yellow distressed arched text reads "Fitsburg" above an ornate "F" monogram flanked by two stars, with "Athl" and "Dept" on either side. Bold text reads "Floor Floppers" below, followed by "World Champs" in a cursive script. Vintage collegiate athletics crest layout in gold/yellow on a black tee.