Not seasonal. Not a phase. A full-time commitment to being unavailable, comfortable, and wrapped in a blanket on the couch. Twelve months a year, no exceptions.
The Details:
White retro script text reads "Ghosting People" above an orange-bordered rectangular illustration of an orange ghost character sitting on a green couch holding a phone, wrapped in a blanket, with a lamp and nightstand beside them. Below, a white banner reads "All Year Long" and orange text reads "Essential Life Skills." Vintage instructional book parody style in green and orange tones on a dark brown tee.
