This train has no brakes, no schedule, and the conductor is covered in yogurt. There are no stops between here and bedtime. Passengers are encouraged to hold on and lower expectations.
The Details:
Features a retro cartoon steam train with a grumpy face, wearing a conductor's hat, rolling down the tracks engulfed in pink flames. The text reads "All Aboard The" in pink arched lettering above, "Hot Mess" in large yellow distressed block capitals, and "Express" in bold yellow below. Yellow, pink, and gray ink on a navy background with a vintage cartoon style and distressed texture.
