Every household has one on the shelf. Shelf-stable, all natural, and ready to deploy at a moment's notice. The can has a peach on it for legal reasons.
The Details:
White text on a red heather background reads "Momma's" arched in bold uppercase at the top, "Old Fashioned" in smaller text, with an illustrated can labeled "Momma's Whoop Ass" featuring a peach illustration in the center. White ribbon banners read "Can" and "Of" on either side of the can. Below, large bold text reads "Whoop Ass" with "All Natural" in smaller text underneath. Vintage food label parody style with a retro Americana aesthetic.
