Open mouth, full speed, zero aim. Every kiss from a toddler is a controlled demolition of your personal space. You will be damp. You will not complain.
The Details:
Large white text in a bold retro rounded serif font reads "Sloppy Kisser" stacked in two lines. The chunky lettering sits left-aligned on a kelly green tee. No graphics or illustrations, just confident typography with a slightly playful, vintage feel.
