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Ask Your Mom If I'm Real Adult Unisex Tee

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Estimated Delivery: 11/13-11/15

The big guy in red, stirring up existential crises at family dinners since forever. Good luck with that conversation.

The Details:

A vintage mid-century painted portrait of Santa Claus with rosy cheeks and a full beard.

The Fit & Fabric:

  • Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Soft, smooth, and lightweight (4.2 oz).
  • Heather Colors: 52/48 Airlume cotton/poly blend. Ultra-soft with a vintage texture.
  • Construction: Side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Tear-away label.
  • Fit: Unisex retail fit. Not boxy, not slim. Refer to the size chart.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.

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