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Half Ass Jingler Adult Unisex Tee

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Estimated Delivery: 06/16-06/18

You own one strand of lights and it is in a knot somewhere in the garage. The tree may or may not go up this year. Your holiday effort peaks at buying gift cards on December 23rd. Commitment is not the issue. Motivation is.

The Details:

White script text on a red heather background reads "Nobody Likes A Half Ass Jingler" in an elegant flowing cursive font. Small decorative snowflakes and stars are scattered around the text. No illustrations or graphics beyond the typography and sparkle accents. Clean, festive, calligraphy-forward holiday design.

The Fit & Fabric:

  • Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Soft, smooth, and lightweight (4.2 oz).
  • Heather Colors: 52/48 Airlume cotton/poly blend. Ultra-soft with a vintage texture.
  • Construction: Side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Tear-away label.
  • Fit: Unisex retail fit. Not boxy, not slim. Refer to the size chart.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.

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