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He Sees You When You're Sleeping Adult Unisex Tee

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Estimated Delivery: 11/16-11/18

Nobody talks about how the entire Santa mythology is basically a home invasion thriller. An old man watches you sleep, breaks in through the chimney, and eats your food. We just gave him a red suit and a pass.

The Details:

A vintage horror paperback cover parody with Santa Claus peering through a window at night.

The Fit & Fabric:

  • Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Soft, smooth, and lightweight (4.2 oz).
  • Heather Colors: 52/48 Airlume cotton/poly blend. Ultra-soft with a vintage texture.
  • Construction: Side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Tear-away label.
  • Fit: Unisex retail fit. Not boxy, not slim. Refer to the size chart.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.

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