They can not talk yet, but they do not need to. The side-eye from a car seat is a fully formed opinion. Babies are born critics, and yours has already written the review.
The Details:
Clean white text in a chunky rounded retro font reads "silently judging you" in all lowercase, stacked in three lines. The bold lettering sits centered on a black tee with no additional graphics, letting the typography do all the work.