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Bitch Better Have My Cookies Adult Unisex Tee

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Estimated Delivery: 04/27-04/29

He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. And he is not leaving until the plate is empty. Santa has one job and one non-negotiable demand.

The Details:

Retro cream and white arched text reads "Bitch Better Have My Cookies" framing a vintage-style illustration of Santa Claus sitting among overflowing toy sacks (dolls, skis, drums, a cross). The typography has a wavy, old-school holiday card feel with a distressed finish throughout.

The Fit & Fabric:

  • Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Soft, smooth, and lightweight (4.2 oz).
  • Heather Colors: 52/48 Airlume cotton/poly blend. Ultra-soft with a vintage texture.
  • Construction: Side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Tear-away label.
  • Fit: Unisex retail fit. Not boxy, not slim. Refer to the size chart.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.

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