The Details:
Green vintage trademark-style design reads "Trademark" arched at top, with a cartoon sad kid face (tear on cheek, frown) in the center. "Highest Quality" and "Since Birth" flank the face. "Poutyface" appears in large flowing script with a registered trademark symbol. "Reg. Us. Pat. Office." sits to the right. "Works Every Stinkin' Time" in serif text and "MFD. IN U.S.A" at the bottom. Retro product label aesthetic on a natural cream tee.