Surviving Fast Zombies Toddler Tee

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Estimated Delivery: 11/16-11/18

Toddlers after 7 PM are basically fast zombies. Glazed eyes, arms out, lurching toward you at alarming speed. You cannot outrun them. You can only redirect them toward the couch and hope for the best.

The Details:

A retro children's how-to book cover parody of a kid running from fast zombies down an alley.

The Fit & Fabric:

  • Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Soft, smooth, and lightweight (4.2 oz).
  • Heather Colors: 52/48 Airlume cotton/poly blend. Ultra-soft with a vintage texture.
  • Construction: Side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Tear-away label.
  • Fit: Toddler fit (2T-5/6T). Refer to the size chart.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.