Toddlers after 7 PM are basically fast zombies. Glazed eyes, arms out, lurching toward you at alarming speed. You cannot outrun them. You can only redirect them toward the couch and hope for the best.
The Details:
A retro children's how-to book cover parody of a kid running from fast zombies down an alley.
The Fit & Fabric:
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