Toddlers after 7 PM are basically fast zombies. Glazed eyes, arms out, lurching toward you at alarming speed. You cannot outrun them. You can only redirect them toward the couch and hope for the best.
The Details:
White retro rounded text at the top reads "Surviving Fast Zombies" in two lines, with a golden-yellow bordered badge reading "How To Series" to the right. Below is a detailed blue-toned illustration of a terrified kid running down a dark alley while zombies chase from behind. The illustration uses blue and golden-yellow ink in a vintage children's book cover style on a black tee.
